Language Architecture for Restaurants

AI agents can't see your photos.
They read TEXT.

Stop writing for humans. Start writing for the AI agents that bring them to you.

Vibe-SEO™ translates your restaurant's culture into language that gets you discovered by ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI.

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The Problem

Pretty food isn't enough anymore.

AI can't recommend "delicious" or "good vibes."
It recommends clear moments, clear people, clear occasions.

What This Does

This generator turns your vibe into:

Vibe Profile

Occasion Map

Emotional Payoff Lines

Menu Language Upgrade

Platform Pack Copy

Caption Pack + Vibe Tags

How It Works

Five steps to discoverable language.

01

You answer 6 questions

02

The generator extracts your vibe signals

03

It maps the occasions you win

04

It writes language for menus, platforms, and captions

05

You download your pack and implement

What You Get

Everything you need to be found.

Vibe Profile

(clarity)

Occasion Map

(targeting)

Experience Payoffs

(positioning)

Menu Language Pass

(conversion)

Platform Pack

(visibility)

Caption Pack

(consistency)

Transformation

See the difference.

Before

"Pan-seared salmon, lemon butter, asparagus."

After

"A bright, calm dinner plate for people who want something clean and comforting after a long day. Citrus-butter richness, crisp greens, and the kind of meal that feels like a reset."

Bespoke Packages

Every package includes a call with me.

AI discovery is live. DoorDash Zesty is already recommending restaurants by "vibe" in NYC and SF. These packages prepare your language for that world — with strategy, not just deliverables.

Quick Start

Essentials

$1,250

7 business days

Get discovered by AI agents — fast.

  • 3 Free Menu Transformations (before/after for your dishes)
  • 20-min Vibe Intake Call (I extract your culture, not a form)
  • Menu Language Pass (up to 20 items)
  • 20 Vibe Tags (AI-discoverable phrases)
  • 15 Social Captions (ready-to-post)
  • Platform Pack Lite (Google Business + 1 delivery platform)
  • Loom walkthrough of your deliverables
  • 1 revision round

BONUS: Food Content Prompts Pack (20 prompts)

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Blueprint

$2,250

10 business days

Full vibe translation + strategy for AI discovery.

Everything in Essentials, plus:

  • 30-min Strategy Call (vibe extraction + positioning)
  • Expanded Menu Pass (up to 30 items total)
  • Vibe Profile (your culture in AI-readable language)
  • Occasion Map (who comes + when + why)
  • Emotional Payoff Lines (what guests feel after)
  • Platform Pack Full (Google + ALL delivery platforms + IG bio)
  • 30 Social Captions + 50 Hooks
  • 8 Signature Dish Spotlights
  • Loom implementation walkthrough
  • 2 revision rounds

BONUS: Food Content Prompts Bundle (40 prompts)

White Glove

Signature Build

$3,500

14 business days

Done-with-you language architecture + ongoing partnership.

Everything in Blueprint, plus:

  • 45-min Deep Dive Strategy Call (pre-delivery)
  • Full Menu Language Pass (up to 50 items)
  • Complete Website Copy (hero + About + menu pages + taglines)
  • 50 Social Captions + 75 Hooks (full content library)
  • 12 Signature Dish Spotlights + Story Angles
  • 90-Day AI Audit Call (review what's working)
  • 1 Seasonal Menu Refresh (free update within 6 months)
  • Live Platform Optimization Review (I review your listings with you)
  • 30-day priority email support (48hr response)
  • Unlimited revisions

BONUS: Full Food Biz Prompt Library (60+ prompts)

Delivery caps keep quality high. If your menu is larger, extra items can be added.

ADD-ONS (OPTIONAL)

Extra menu items$20 per item
Extra platform$150 each
Rush delivery (48–72 hours)+$500 (limited availability)
Monthly optimization support$450/month (2 touchpoints + updates)

The Food Architect

25 years in hospitality.
Now building language that brings guests to you.

I've worked the floor at The Ritz-Carlton, The Regent on Wall Street, The Mark Hotel, and The Mandarin Oriental — places where anticipating a guest's needs isn't optional, it's the standard.

Today, I own an empanada shop in Los Angeles and run a family food business in Hollywood. I know what it takes to create a space where people feel cared for.

When DoorDash launched Zesty — an AI that recommends restaurants based on "vibe" — I recognized something familiar: hospitality, translated into language.

That's what Vibe-SEO™ is.

The words that make AI understand what you already give your guests in person.

Coming 2026

Vibe-SEO™ Generator

We're building the generator so every neighborhood favorite that's "good but invisible" can turn culture into discoverable language instantly.

Join the waitlist for early access to:

  • Automated menu language upgrades
  • AI discovery signals
  • Platform-ready descriptions

The Generator is a self-serve tool with monthly access, launching in 2026.

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